I've never been a big fan of apples.
I found out why. I am defective. It's impossible for me eat an apple without causing myself an undue amount of pain. My mouth is simply the wrong shape.
Top teeth in. okay.
bottom teeth...no, lip is in the way. Uh oh, press against lip...ahhhhhh.
Bottom teeth in. Top teeth, sliding mercilessly past, unable to grasp on.
I asked Lucia for some training, but all she shouted was "Take smaller bites."
I tried taking smaller bites. It would take me four years at that rate.
Top teeth in, bottom lip held back, using free hand. Bottom teeth kind of in....top teeth in toooo far, hard cold apple rubbing against gums. ahhhh.... Pull Pull Pull. Wow, large chunk of apple in mouth..Semi success.
I think after the whole Garden of Eden incident God rethought the the whole mouth design and what he came up with was my mouth. I can eat any other fruit with out even the beginnings of a problem, but for the safety of humanity, apples are out.
The Apple. Caused the downfall of humanity. Still widely available in supermarkets.
