Stand By Me moments

You know the film. You know the song. It´s full of good moments that film. One of the worse moments, however, involved some leeches. There is a lot of ticks in Brazil. They crawl up your leg or arm, looking for a a quite warm place to nestle in and suck your blood. Some of them are about a centimetre long and as black as coal. So yeah, put all these details together and you´ll come up with what i found to my shock and horror a few mornings ago. Yes the pain and revulsion of finding a massive TICK on my inner thigh, was eclipsed and redered infinitesimal as i discovered the OTHER TICK as i prepared to go to the toilet. I´m still in counselling.